Insomnia Boyfriend

Thought I fell off the earth didn't you?
No, just stress and work,and more work and more stress.

We arrived last evening to the lake house.
I do as I always do and forwarded the office phones to my cell and am working from here. It's only 9:30a.m. and already been dealing with crazies for over an hour.
But crazies pay the bills as well as sane people; however it just seems the sane ones aren't calling as often.

On the drive down I received an email from a blogger who is hosting a get together of some local bloggers while another blogger is in town for a visit to his family.  I am really looking forward to this event. It should be fun. 
Can I lose 20lbs and get plastic surgery before this coming Thursday?
Send your ideas here to me stat. I only have a few days you see.

Last night I had terrible insomnia.  I struggle with this a great deal but stress makes it so much worse. So last night while the dog and Rick were snoring I tiptoed out of the room and made my way downstairs to the game room. I am always surprised how dark it is here at night. I know, dark at night, who knew?
Well my smart ass friends it is so dark here in the country unlike in the city.
Any way I turned on a small lamp for a little bit of comfort and tried to focus on reading. I couldn't. My mind wandered. I decided I needed something else so I turned on the television.

To make my whole night, hell month, there he was Jerry Butler.
Yes, that is right I call him Jerry. To you pee ons he is known as Gerard Butler.
He was on BBC America on the Graham Norton show which is a funny little chat show as Graham calls it.

Oh God this man is perfectly manly. Gerard. Mmmmm.
No wimpy ass girly man who is completely waxed to resemble a Ken doll or a woman. No sirree he is manly. Hair on his chest. I bet he can build things too. Hey it's my fantasy he can do whatever I want him to do.
And I want him to do a lot.

I wish I liked his movies more. Sadly,I don't normally care for his movies.
One weekend when my nieces came for a weekend visit they wanted to go see a movie. I told them to choose the movie. I was trying to be nice. I knew there was a chance I would have to watch silly vampires who love humans but I prayed they had the good sense to not do that to me.

They chose Law Abiding Citizen.
Now I am a typical Pisces. I do not like these types of movies.
I am a big wuss. I hate violence and blow up movies.
I walked out of Saving Private Ryan. Shit like that sticks with me for days.
I'm way too emotional for that shit. But it was my nieces who came to visit me without me asking. I was thrilled they were there. I said, "Okay" and I even paid for the pain.

I assumed I would have my eyes closed through most of this even though my boyfriend would be on screen. But then he was naked a lot and well.....I kept my eyes open.  At one point he is standing in his birthday suit with his back to the camera and I yelled, "turn around"
That made one of my nieces spit out her Coke.
The theatre only had 8 people in it so it wasn't a big deal. Besides I don't think anyone other than the 3 of us heard me, including Jerry, because he did not turn around. Damn him.
I love him and yet he disappoints me like that all the time.

But last night for an hour I was in heaven. He chatted a lot. He joked, he smiled, he flirted and I was in nirvana and not feeling stress.
Jerry is good for my endorphins.