No, He Didn't....

Late last week Rick had a small job in the middle of his day.
It was just a tub. So 2 hrs tops.
The customer said he worked from home so he would be there at the time of his appointment.

Rick called him to let him know he was leaving his last appointment and would be on his way and on time.
The customer showed Rick to the bathroom, they discussed some issues and the customer told Rick that his office was just next door, down the hall. If he needed anything just come to my office. 

At one point during the job, the customer stopped in to see the progress.
They chatted and he told Rick when you are done just come and get me. 
Rick said okay, will do.

Rick finished and just before bringing all his equipment out to the truck he yelled (just a door away)  I'm done! When he stopped to listen he realized the man was on the phone. So Rick brought all his stuff out to the truck in 2 trips. He cleaned up everything and was ready to show the customer. He walked to his office and he knocked on the open door and stuck his head in and said, "it's ready to view now" At that exact moment he realized he was still on the phone with earbuds and also masturbating. The man jumped up and pulled up his pants and zipped them. Rick only saw him jump up because he high tailed it out of there.

Rick went into the bathroom and thought about what to do. Of course, say nothing. I can't leave until he pays me so I am stuck here. Then he began to laugh and texts me of course. He stands in the bathroom waiting for the masturbater to show up. I told Rick it was probably taking some time since he didn't want to walk into the bathroom with a ragging boner at attention. Oh, we had a good chuckle over this fool. 

The man came into the bathroom and said, "sorry I was on the phone" 
Rick just nodded but couldn't look at him because he feared he would laugh or have the urge to say, "What the hell Buddy, you couldn't wait until I left?"
Instead, there was silence, the customer paid and Rick said this was the first time I did not shake hands with a customer. 
I think that was a good call

Rick, of course, called me while driving to his next job to share this news.
I was laughing and said to him that I don't understand why one would do that with someone in your home just 6ft away in the bedroom next door.
Rick said, "hell if I know!" 
Seriously he couldn't have rubbed one out before Rick got there or after? 
I told Rick that maybe he wanted Rick to join in, you know like those silly Penthouse Forum stories that are so not realistic.  
That made Rick really laugh.
He then closed with, "Well that has never happened before I think I have now seen it all" 
I told him not to say that because I am sure there will be something else that will surprise us. Because people are nuts!