Conversations

 I am still typing with one hand. It takes so long to type a sentence.

Hence, the lack of posts.

Here are a couple of crazy conversations in our house this past week.

There was a woman on The Price Is Right and you could barely see her face over her podium.

I said, "Wow, that woman is really short"

Rick: " You are that short! (laughs)"

Me: "Really?" (I was serious)

Rick: "Do you see yourself as taller?"

Me: "Yes I do."

Rick: "That's okay I see myself as skinnier."

We were watching a movie with mounds of snow. 

Rick said, "I remember when you'd come to town when you lived in Ohio. You'd stop by my house to leave me a note that you were in town and at your parent's house. I'd come home from work and see a pointed toe and a dot for a high heel in the snow on my steps and porch. I knew that was from your boots and I'd get butterflies."

Aw (I heard the bloggers go aww)

I said, "And now?"

"Hmm, More like moths."

I threw the remote at him. But damn that was funny to me.