Lucky Bitches.
But having boobs like I do it is a royal pain in the ass to have this type of heat we're having this summer.
Over the years in the summer when it's oh so hot I have been known to use baby powder under my breasts. I did this the first time at age 16. I remember it well because when you combine the powder with the sweat it makes a lovely gooey paste under your boobs. Not what I was going for at all!
It just didn't stop the sweating or the misery.
If you don't use anything at all you can get a red sore under each of the girls and trust me that is oh so much worse than having the pasty shit there. It hurts and burns.
So what is a girl to do? Viola....they made this product just for me I see.
Apparently they advertise Fresh Balls on the Howard Stern show and now they advertise Fresh Breasts as well. This made my husband come home and tell me all about it . He told me what he had heard about it on the radio and suggested I check out the website.
It made me laugh but at the same time I thought, "I have had this issue since I was 12 why the hell didn't I think of this?"
Another blown opportunity to be rich! Damn it.
22 comments:
You are hysterical. I can't believe you wrote about this! Oh, yes I can. And who'd a thought this was a problem? I wish I had it. Kinda. But in your case, I'm just glad they have a remedy for it at the least. Now inventing it! That would have been the ticket. Isn't hindsight a bitch?
Jess uses deodorant under her boobs :)
Julie - yep do that but it doesn't always help in 100+ degrees
It has Oatmeal as an anti-irritant and Tea Tree Oil. So it's edible, right?
Gee Mike, Rick said it was great.
so....
Gawd it's hot!
See, I've got little girl boobs and don't have to worry about this but I wish I did have a little somethin-somethin. Sigh.
I use baby powder under my boobies. But after my visit to the bra guru lady, I have much better lift and much less problems.
Karen - if only that were true for me. I only go to the "bra lady" don't buy cheap bras and always get fitted because you change over the years. Never made a damn bit of difference for me. Lucky you!!
I dunno why "Fresh Balls" make me laugh, no seriously! ;)
Ale - Hi!! Where ya been? It makes me laugh too - because it's damn funny !!
So, when they advertise for a spokesmodel, are you going to ... uh ... never mind.
Bilbo - GREAT idea - there's my lottery!!
Oatmeal! Finally, a use for that lumpy mess.
I saw something on one of the morning shows this week about putting sanitary pads in each bra to soak up the sweat LOL not kidding :D
How funny! I'm gonna go check this out! Baby powder is useless...especially in monsoon weather in Arizona.
I had to read all of this again. Especially comments by the guys. H y s t e r i c a l. This may be the funniest thing I've read or thought about all summer.
You may want to go over to eViL pOp TaRt's blog and see whether Boudreaux's Butt Paste should be added to your medicine chest (ha, ha) as well: http://evil-pop-tart.blogspot.com/2011/08/price-check-on-boudreauxs-butt-paste.html
BWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ...i'm buying some.
this post (and all the comments) cracked me up. so...um are you going to review the product? i expect an indepth write up.
Tammie - write up with photos.
i've used an athletic anti-chafing product called superglide for years.
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