Friday

Today is a heat advisory here.

This morning on TV, we heard them tell us nonstop not to go outside if we didn't have to.  They kept talking about that dog gone 'feels like' temperature of 102-110, depending on what suburb.  Guess where I'm at?  

Again later, they interrupt morning TV to yell - Stay inside today if you can.

Rick and I said, "No problem." 

It's too hot for him to work in the garage, so he is underfoot. I think we went outside more when we lived in Erie, PA, with 100 inches of snow!  Ah, that sounds good right now.

Last evening as we were watching television I noticed that Rick had on his wedding band.  When he works in the garage he takes it off. So I may not see it on him for a few days. I shared that I noticed and his new ring looks good.

Rick and his ring went to the dermatologist yesterday.  His doctor is a knockout. She is a tall, thin blonde. Her skin is like porcelain. But then, a skin doctor shouldn't have a face of acne and warts now, should she? 

When he told me she was gorgeous, I did believe him. But then, when he had the melanoma surgery, I went with him. I saw for myself that he underplayed how gorgeous she was.

I digress - He made a remark last night about her and his wearing of his ring, which included how the whole body skin exam went.  

It was funny as hell. I burst out laughing, and when I caught my breath, I said, "I've got to write this down. This is blog fodder." 

My phone was dead, and I was being lazy.  

He said, "Oh, you'll remember or I will, don't worry."

Famous last words. Oh, I'll remember.

Neither of us can remember what he said when I asked him this morning.

He said, "We laughed about this. How the hell could we forget?"

"Old Age," I tell him.

So you see, I had a very funny story to tell you, but it's gone now.

Instead, I'll do some Friday memes

This poor man!

Please note my restraint of not one  meme of the Evil Mango Mussolini.