Another from the archives. Some are very dated, but you get the gist.
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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12, 2013
You Won't Hear Me Utter The Following.....
THINGS I WILL JUST NEVER SAY......
- I'm running in a marathon.
- Hey, I'll get that from the top shelf for you.
- I can't wait to work out.
- Oh no thanks, I'm too full for dessert.
- Why I'd love to go to church with you.
- Size doesn't matter.
- Can you turn up the rap music, I need it louder!
- Oh I can't eat that....It's just too sweet for me.
- I'll take a veggie burger instead.
- I just can't go out with you Mr. Clooney.
- Gosh, aging is such fun.
- George Zimmerman is innocent.
- Oh, Please don't, you might get throat cancer.
- I hate chocolate
- Please don't give me more money.
- I want to get a cat.
- I love the Boston Red Sox.
- I wish my boobs were bigger.
- Let's jump out of a plane for no apparent reason.
- I just can't get enough spam comments.
- Do these pants make my ass look too small?
- Please add more mixer to my gin.
- I can't get enough of that great show Big Bang Theory
6 comments:
I'd go out with George too, as long as he was buying.
Hah! I remember that "throat cancer" scare story.
Mike, a billionaire should buy.
bluzdude, I figured a guy would get that one.😁
You don't like The Big Bang Theory? I'm kind of surprised about that.
Jean, HATE it. I find it such a stupid not at all funny show about supposed smart people. We've tried a couple times, never make a full episode. I know everyone loves it.
It will always be George for me! (And I'm not talking about that ignorant murderer Zimmerman).
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