Whores.

Okay, pictures this.
Rick is in his recliner and I am actually laying on the sofa.
Izzy is asleep in her bed nearby.
Rick states he is going to bed he has an early appointment. As he gets up he grabs his phone and is looking at it very intently.
I am still laying on the sofa watching TV.
I wonder why he is looking at his phone and I asked, "Whatcha doin' Rick?" 
I hear - "Checking to see if my whores are in"

WHAT? I ask.
Rick repeats - "Checking to see if my whores are in."
Me: "Where the hell are they coming from?"
Rick: "How would I know?"
Me:  "Can't you see them there on your phone? Why don't you know?"
Rick is now laughing very hard.

Rick: "Margaret what do you think I said?"
Me: "Checking to see if my whores are in. I was just wondering who these whores were and where are they coming from?"
Rick: can't talk because he's laughing too hard.
Me: "Why is any of this funny? Who the hell tells their wife this shit Rick?"
Rick: "Stop it, you're killing me."
Me: "Did I not hear you correctly?"
Rick putting his finger to his nose as in charades as if that is correct, I did not hear that correctly.

Me: "So what did you say?"
Rick: "Checking to see if any orders came in."
Me: "Oh my goodness that makes much more sense."
Rick: "So you think I have whores from www.whoresrus.com? Oh my goodness  you never cease to make me laugh."
Me: "Yes, but you're laughing AT me."
Rick: "Either way you entertain me. I'm going to bed."
Me: "Okay but if your whores call I'm waking you."
Rick:  "You do that babe."