I have decided that aging is just puberty backward.
Don't believe me?
In puberty, you have growth spurts.
The same can be said for aging, just more width instead of height.
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In puberty, a females breasts will grow.
In old age, they fall.and lose density.
That happens to men in places too, but you can see that from the outside. (wink, wink)
In puberty, you have new hair growth on your body.
In old age you do too, men have the fun surprise of finding that wondering hair attach itself to their shoulder or their ears, right guys?
In old age, women need to wax off that hair that suddenly has developed under their nose.
In puberty your skin gets acne
In aging you get wrinkles and brown spots.
In puberty, you have hormonal issues that make your tempers flare and become emotional.
In aging, you're cranky about everything and it too is hormonal.
In puberty, you have emotional outbursts.
In aging, you have just lost the filter and have outbursts frequently.
Yes, I could go on, but now do you believe me?
3 comments:
Totally agree!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still get pimples!!! Hate them as much as I did then!
I've read that your nose and ears never stop growing. That's rather terrifying.
Oh Julie that is a pretty to think of. But how could they grown if there is no blood circulating? I think they may look big when everything else is shriveling. Either way I don't wish to think about it. :-)
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