Penis Speaks and All Listen

Now that got your attention, didn't it?

Honestly, it is 2018 and we as a society are going backward in so many damn ways.  In the scheme of all the horrible things going on in the world, this is minor. But it still bugs the crap out of me.

In the last 24 hrs, I have had several people insist they speak with a man to be sure what I was stating was indeed fact. 
The dumb twit, Rosemary, said to me after I went over the cost (I saw the photo she sent) and the process etc that "I couldn't possibly know for certain so have a man call me or respond via email to my photo"
Fine, will do. 

I honestly get tired of explaining why I know all this. In all seriousness bloggers, Rick made me shadow him for 2 weeks. When Gary did a walk in conversion I had to shadow him. Rick and I both feel it is important for me to know and understand to give the customers a level of comfort instead of concern. But unless one has a penis apparently there is no comfort - ever. Idiots.

Since this was the 4th or 5th time in the last 24 hrs that this occurred I lost it.  I told her I was very capable of giving her the correct estimate without a penis.
She laughed and said, "Oh dear. You're one of those feminists" 

I wanted to say, "oh you fucking twat" But I refrained.
She was young as well. Double twit points.

What the hell would I do without my blog to vent?
I would explode. Ya'll save me.

Rick views photos in between appointments and responds accordingly.
I text him to look at this particular bitches shower pan and I told him my quote, concerns that were expressed to her about her new shower door etc.

I am copying and pasting what he wrote to her:

Dear Rosemary,
I understand that my office manager went over the restraints with your shower door so I won't repeat them all here. Her information was correct.
I also understand she told you the cost of $xxx.xx for the shower pan.
That too is correct.

I hire and train all my employees so that you can trust the information they give you in the future. They are there to help and assist you.
If having me see this in person would be better for you please call Peggy to schedule a free in-home estimate or to schedule the appointment.

Thank you for calling XYZ.
We appreciate you reaching out to us and I look forward to working with you.

Regards

Mr. Penis spoke and she believed him without question and booked it.

Good thing I don't show up to do the work.