I just read a headline that said, "What to do with your leftover Easter candy"
Who the hell has leftover Easter candy? If I had children they would hide their baskets from me. In fact, I would eat their candy as I was filling their baskets. They would end up getting less because Mommy loves chocolate and needs her fix.
Who are these people? Can I even be friends with these kind of people?
Well now that I think of it maybe I could, I could take care of their leftover candy. See I'd help a friend out. I'm nice like that.
Another weird person told me they only like peeps when they are stale and then they like to microwave them to be soft. That makes no damn sense to me. If you have to microwave them to be soft, eat them fresh for heaven's sake! One can eat a half dozen in no time.
Or is that just me? Tell the truth now.
I have never had them long enough to get stale in the first place.
So if you have leftover candy that you just don't know what to do with, I'm telling you right now what to do - Send me your peeps, black jelly beans and all the chocolate you have!
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You can have all my peeps, half of my chocolate, but none of the black jelly beans.
Mike, well I suppose the generosity of 1/2 your chocolate will make up for not giving me your jelly beans. I only eat the black ones, but peeps and choc sure help.
Peeps disgust me. You can have them and all the black jelly beans. I'll keep the chocolate (but I'm weird; I don't consider chocolate candy. Candy to me is stuff like SweetTarts, Smarties, jelly beans, Starburst). There is no candy left. In fact, I bought a whole new bag of Starburst jelly beans because NO CANDY LEFT.
I have never understood those people either. I have a friend that her kids had Halloween candy still on Easter. WTF? Eat that shit.
Peeps are gross, period. The only Easter candy I find dangerous are the Reese's Eggs. Those suckers own me.
Ok I have never had peeps - because they are not chocolate!!
Oh yes I buy extra because the Easter bunny doesn't visit mom's!
My crack at Easter is Reese's eggs - I have a bag that is almost empty in the freezer and I will be going through withdrawls!
Okay, what the hell is wrong with you people?
Peeps are gross? They are da bomb! Give me all of yours!! HOw can you not like marshmellow and sugar? Bite the heads off those suckers and watch my sister cry. Favorite activity as a kid.
And you can keep your reese's eggs....don't like reese's eggs or cups. Okay, okay I admit once when I was stoned I ate two but normally I don't like them. :-)
Yes. I am the same way. My kids were lucky to get any candy in their basket. Luckily my kids were not big candy eaters because they would have never gotten their fair share with me around.
Barbara - if MY kids didn't like candy I would assume they were adopted or I took the wrong ones home from the hospital. :-)
I told my husband the first thing I want to do when he retires is to get stone one more time. Think I have about 3 years!!!
did you say Black jelly beans????? those are the only kind I will eat. Everyone always thinks I'm weird :/
i try to stop eatign the candy before i am sick, with mixed results.
that usually results in some peeps going stale.
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