Did you hear that Alec Baldwin is marrying his 27 year old girlfriend?
That makes her literally 1/2 his age. He is 54 today.
I get that an old coot likes a young tight ass.
What I don't get is what the hell they have in common after the sex.
This past weekend Rick said, "Ain't that a shame" because I was whining about some silly thing.
And of course I sang the next verse and stuck my tongue out at him. (You're the one to blame)That made him laugh out loud.
Now if he was boinking a young wipper snapper then she wouldn't have known that reference and make him laugh.
There are a ton of things like that which we do with one another because we are from the same general decade. As Rick likes to say, "there has to be something after the O"
Hell this 27 yr old old fiance of Alec's wasn't even born when I was watching Alec on Knots Landing for pete's sake.
Sure a great ass and a six pack is nice to look at but I'd take my ole pot bellied stallion any day of the week. Hell I'm so easy in my old age now I'd settle for a six pack of Molson Ice and a great piece of ass instead. I don't mind that's it's fallen. :-)
In other important news.....
Did you see where the "stalker" of Yankees GM Brian Cashman has been charged with stalking, grand larceny and harassment. Of course you didn't. I am the only woman you know who reads and lives Yankee baseball.
This woman sounds like a real nut job. Again, you crazy ass men fool around on your wife and then can't get rid of the mistress. Karma perhaps? She's done everything shy of cooking the bunny rabbit on top of his stove. She claimed to be a New York Times employee and sometimes used a gadget to make her sound like a man when calling Cashman or his office.
She told the grand jury the voice-changing tool was a gag and denied the other allegations; prosecutors say her explanation and denials were among various lies she told, leading to perjury charges as well. Her attorney said, this case stems from “a consensual relationship that went bad.” Gee ya think? She too is quite a bit younger than the man she is harrassing and they broke up a marriage. So not only crazy but she knew he was married because she would call and harrass the wife. So crazy and oh so nice of a woman.
She extorted money from him as well.
Yet for some reason even though this mistress was obviously bat shit crazy this man still still messed around with her. Hope it was one helluva great piece of ass.
What a dip shit Brian Cashman is.
Did you hear about the woman from Maryland who has a winning lottery ticket for a 1/3 of the 656 million is claiming while she did indeed buy tickets with co-workers the winning ticket is hers that she bought alone. Oh this is going to get ugly.
Don't quit your Mickey D's job just yet sweetie.
Did you see this?
Someone sent this to me with the subject line.....Can you believe she is only 25?
No, sadly I can't.
Scary to think that a 25 year old has done this willingly to herself.
Drugs and cosmetic surgery aren't so pretty here are they?
She looks to be in her early 50's in the last photo.
The swollen lips make me giggle.
Does anyone really think that looks good?
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I've never been an avid lottery player. Just an occasional $1 here, $1 there on a whim or a big jackpot like the recent Mega Millions. When I first met my husband, I asked him to play $1 for me and the look on his face was utter disgust. "Never play numbers for someone else. Ever." Over the years that has really stuck with me. Although I have gone in with one other person ONE TIME, it was more of a what the hell, sure, here's $1. This situation now is the epitome of why I would never want to play with others, no matter how close we are. One of my closest friends asked if any of us wanted to buy together. Nope. But, if I win, I got you. If you say the same for me, we're good. But buying together? No. Outside of buying tickets, then distributing tickets rather than one person holding on to them, there's no way. I don't even want to do it that way.
Even if it's true that she used her own money for the winning ticket, give something to them based on appearance's sake.
Arneyba - a few yrs ago there was a group who went in together. They actually drew up a plan had it notorized and the tickets were kept in a place that none could get to until needed. They wanted it to be fair. And they won! But I'm with you.
If she really did she should have told them she bought some on her own and marked them in front of them or some other common sense thing. Personally I'm greedy. I would never play with others. :-)
I heard something the other day on the radio. They said if you buy tickets together you should copy it and put everyone's name and how much they put in on it. Sounds like a good idea to me. But really they are $1 just go buy it yourself!
That Lindsey thing is scary! Drugs are NOT kind to the body.
Scott and I are only 3 1/2 years apart and that's enough to make quite a gap in somethings.
Julie - only 3 1/2 years. So you can imagine Alec's issues then huh? Idiot. She's almost the same age as his daughter. It didn't work for Billy Joel. Why must you marry them? Is he going to be a father at 54/55? Jeez!! Who wants that? Okay that's me talking I shouldn't assume that is him.
It seems like Lindsay Lohan has been around longer than that. She's had more than her fair share of publicity.
Mike - filed under the heading of Kardashian's. :-)
Age is just number. In fact, we just discussed this subject on IWS last week w/ a 47 year old woman who is dating a 27 year old man:
http://goo.gl/S2AAo
And, Brian Cashman forgot the number rule for men: "Don't stick your d**k in crazy!" ;-)
Jay
Jay - age is just a number when you tell me you're 50 but you feel 30. I get that. But when it comes to marriage/dating it isn't. One is either very mature or one is very immature. Or it's just about the fucking. :-) I have friends who married out of their decade and both are miserable now. For the obvious age related reasons. I've never seen it work so I am biased in my bitter cold heart.
Alec Baldwin has always seemed pretty immature. The chickee might just be the older one in the relationship.
I didn't see the Yankee thing (big surprise) but I did see the Mickey D's lady's story. Holy crap, with that amount of dough, you'd think she'd just fork over some and get on with living her fabulous new life.
And Lindsay Lohan? She's looking way to old for the fifty-something Hollywood guys. I guess she's gonna have to troll for an octogenarian.
Ms. Word Nerd - oh that's funny about Lindsay. Hubby and I figured the Mickey D's woman could share you pot of gold and still walk away with a bit more than 10 million. If she is lying - oh my the bad karma on her. I'd just do it and move on. I could live well on 10 million. And next time learn what not to do.
I always thought Lindsey was such a talented young actress and that it's a shame she has fallen to such lows. Saw that Debbie Harry was mistaken for her and could see why, from the photos they used.
Cora - and Debbie Harry is 66 yrs old. I don't know if that is an insult to Debbie or Lindsay.
Oh so much to say!
First, the thing about whichever Balwin brother. Just this past week, we were talking about young girls who don't care about what the guy looks like, just the fame of who he is. This is a perfect case in point. But I brought it up because I was on a facebook page of one of the men on Swamp People. Butt ugly guy but on this page you see him posing with all kinds of young, beautiful women. My sons told me it's that fame thing that these women are looking for.
Second, I buy lottery tickets when the pot is huge like it was and yes I go in with my family members with the understand that it will be split by how many goes in. The thing with this woman is that there has already been a document court case where some guy tried to do the same thing she is and guess what? HE LOST!!! Even after he lost he complained about how the court got it all wrong. If you 'bought' that ticket for yourself honey, you should have bought it at a different store, at a different time. Of course they are going to sue you for their fair share, I would too. Dishonest bitch....
As for Lindsay, my sons have a joke about what would you do for a Klondike bar and they will say a bunch of gross things to do for it and agree to do it, but when they say have sex with her, they will say no one will do that one, not even for a Klondike bar. After watching that, I would agree with them.
Bonnie - OMG that Klondike bar is too damn funny. I must share that one.
lindsay lohan. uh I've been wanting to discuss this with you. isn't her face just sad? she looks like someones grandma. honestly, she looks worse than a lot of grandmas.
alec: sigh. its just so embarrassing isn't it? I'm so disappointed in him. and all of his tweeting.
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