Commercials.

I didn’t think I’d be writing this week.
I’ve been very ill but I saw something last night that I just had to write down.
I was lying on the sofa begging to have something/someone put me out of my misery when this commercial came on TV.
Now I am so sick that I thought I was possibly hearing things so I sat up.
No I wasn’t hearing things it was what the man said.

I immediately hit rewind because I know Rick would never ever believe me and this has to be seen to believe.
Now what I am about to tell you was not on a cable channel.
This was a commercial on our local NBC station.
It was on regular TV like this was a product similiar to Sham-Wow.

It was called Pos-T-Vac.
It showed an array of  gray haired couples being affectionate.
It showed way too many unattractive guys with yellow teeth who couldn’t get a boner and were willing to tell you that they now can.
Why would someone agree to do this commercial unless they were paid very very handsomely?

They only show the "machine" close up while it is sitting on the night stand so you can tell what you are to do with this vacuum apparatus.

No Pills To Take! No prescription needed! No nasty Side Effects!

Best of All - Medicare will pay for this as well as private insurance.
Yes, you heard correctly.
They said it was covered under Medicare.
They didn’t say sometimes covered but covered.
Medicare may be cutting back on other essential prescriptions but not a boner machine.

Grandma’s heart medication – No way says Medicare.
Grandpa’s boner machine – You Betcha!

Oh my God. I seriously have not felt like smiling or laughing for the last couple of days but this did the trick. (along w/ Tammie’s comment on yesterdays post of her customer who pooped her pants in her store.)

So there I was at 2:30a.m unable to sleep because I am feeling so badly and then the Boner Machine commercial comes on.
Maybe it was just these men who spoke that I found so funny, because they really were.
This was seriously funny to me and made me feel a bit better if only for a few minutes.
Well I image its only funny if you don't really need this machine now isn't it? 

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