HUH?

I have seen the future and it’s really both sad and funny.

We were watching TV last night and saw a man at a cotillion and he was sipping his punch with his pinkie in the air and they made fun of him. 
That reminded me of something I had just seen on another show during our vacation. It was Miss Manners along with the British Miss Manners saying that raising your pinkie while drinking is considered poor etiquette.
So upon seeing this scene on TV I immediately say to my husband…..

"You know that raising your pinkie is considered poor etiquette? "

(chuckling) "Raising your pee pee is considered poor etiquette? Since when is a boner poor etiquette? Well in public I suppose….. "

laughter.

"How the hell did you come up with a boner? 
Who said anything about a boner?
God, you’re a pig! "

"You said it first. You just said raising your pee pee is poor etiquette. "

"No, I didn’t! What the hell are you talking about Rick? "

Laughing through tears now he says….

"Margaret, you just said that raising your pee pee is poor etiquette why did you say that then? "

Now realizing that he didn’t hear this correctly I too am laughing.

"Are we going to be like this as we get older and really can’t hear? "

So very loudly I say….
"I SAID THAT RAISING YOUR PINKIE IS CONSIDERED POOR ETIQUETTE!"

"Oh. Well okay, but why did you bring that up? "

Ah, shit I give up!