Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, February 10, 2022

R.I.P

Princess Izzabella of Smith Mountain Lake. 

2/26/2009 - 2/10/2022

How could we not pick this puppy from the crowd?
She looks so serious here it makes us laugh. She was a beautiful dog though.


I was sitting across from her on our boat and I snapped this. 
One of my favorite pix of her.

As a puppy she loved to sleep on/in Ricky's stinky sneakers.





Doing what she loved the most after Rick.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Lazy Teens

Right now I can post.
Everything else is still a hot damn mess.
So I am pluggin' away for you my dear blogger friends

Besides how could I not share this wonderful information with you all?
Go on I'll wait.  Read it..
Yes, I'm still waiting for you to read this link.
Amazing huh?

How dumb are people?  Yes of course that is a rhetorical question.
Because as you can see by this article people are dumb asses.

This one is flattering as well.
Oh I'm so sorry honey that I shot you but I thought you were a hog.
Makes Cheney seem like a friggin' mensa!

And speaking of dumb asses.....
This morning while listening to the Today show they had on these people warning us about the hazards of Purell and other hand sanitizers.
Apparently teenagers are using this to get high.
They actually had a woman saying to put it out of reach of your teens.
Not toddlers here, but teenagers.
I say, let 'em reach for it.
It's called Natural Selection.

Damn lazy kids.
What the hell is wrong with the youth of today?
Pot isn't good enough for you?
Talk about your lazy youth.
They won't even go out to score a bag of reefer.
Can't get off the damn sofa? It could take hours, maybe days to find a dealer.
They are so lazy they just go to the sink and injest mom's hand sanitizers.
Talk about a fat and lazy generation.
They probably just got off the couch after playing hours of mind numbing video games and thought, "hey I need a buzz"
Why in my day, we had to have a job to afford getting high.
We would go out and search high and low for someone to score that dime bag of pot.
We got munchies and helped the economy by eating a bag of archway cookies by the truck load.....and pizza and Mickey D's and the candy aisle at any store.

Lazy shits.