Ah, we found a moment to laugh....

Last night I hear Rick tell me while in the kitchen he was shitting.
I turned my head so quickly and asked, "what did you say? Why would you tell me that Richard?"

He was laughing and standing at the kitchen island.
He said, "Is this one of those times you didn't hear me correctly?"  

"I think so. Say it again." 

He began to laugh, then cleared his throat and told me the story and then "it was sickening." 

Then I laughed and shared what I thought he said. Ooh did that ever make him laugh. He said, "that explains why you turned around so fast to look at me. Oh my God woman you're nuts. The look on your face was priceless"  He is really laughing now.

"No, not nuts, just deaf, I said, well the pandemic didn't fix my hearing so at least I got a laugh today. I thought you were telling me you were pooping your pants" 

"Margaret I really don't want you to get a hearing aid until after the pandemic. 
We need the laughter."

I told him I wrote about that just yesterday.
So I'm good Rick knowing you are not pooping in the kitchen in your pants.

Alls good Margaret. 

So there you have it, a typical evening in our home.
And more importantly, nobody pooped their pants!