Karma

I had a hair appointment yesterday after work.
Cut and color and all that fun. I actually love getting my hair done and my stylist is a rock star!!
But the point of this story is to tell you about a crazy ass woman who was in the salon.

This salon is a new concept. 
The building has 60 or more hair salons in it.
When my gold star gal wanted to open her own business she made the move here.
She rents a room if you will, while small, it is hers and it works. 
The door to her salon opens into a lovely seating area and she also has two chairs along with a chair/sink. It's decorated in a very nice and pleasing way. It's super comfortable and I think this is a cool concept for anyone wanting to start their own business. She gets to keep all her money and just pay rent to the owner. She has total control and this is her business and her hours. It's a cool concept.

Anyhoo, she had a person come into the salon while I was sitting there with color all over me. 
The woman had what Rick refers to as Resting Bitch Face.
I am certain most men would turn their heads at this blonde person.
She thought she was hot shit. As she walked by me and looked at me I said, Hello. She said nothing. Not even a smile. 
It's small everyone speaks to one another at least a salutation of hello and a smile. So in my mind, I filed her under, "Okay, she's one of those" 

She sat in the chair 2 ft or less from me.
The conversation was flowing with the hair stylist and her two customers. 
I was just listening as she went on and on. She began her tales telling us about a show called Purge which I had never heard of. She said after a certain amount of time, let's say for the purpose of this blog, it's one month. Every month you can kill someone with no repercussions. Not something I would ever watch.

She began to say she would kill all the homeless people who suck us dry as well as all the mentally ill who take up space and in her words were "useless" and the list got worse and worse. Everyone to her sucked the economy dry. She hates all people making less than 100K because as she said, "then get a better job"

The more she spoke the uglier she got. 
She had such a bitter, curmudgeon and ugly attitude I was shocked. 
She said one more thing and I felt my head explode and I turned my chair and said, "you are a new age republican aren't you? You don't give Halloween candy away either do you?" She retorted with,"Yes I am not like my fathers republican and I'm damn proud of it! And no those little shits can get their parents to buy their own candy."

Holy shit what a nice gal huh?

I looked at Tracey's face and she was mortified. 
I turned my chair and thought, shut up Margaret this is not your client.
If it had been I would have asked her to leave or I'd have to shoot her.
haha, nope, but I would have asked her to leave only because I don't believe in owning a gun....because I'd have shot her. 

By the time I got home and finished up dinner Tracey was texting me and apologizing. She said she has never seen this ugly side of her and she wanted to cry. She said it only got worse after I left. Then she told Tracy, your customer turned her chair from me as soon as I told her I was proud of trump. Guess she's a liberal. Tracey said, "She turned her chair from you because you are talking batshit crazy!" 

The woman with resting bitch face said she was 43. 
How did this young person get so ugly? How did she get so bitter and mean? 

She is from Chicago and bitched about living here for 20 solid minutes. 
Finally, I said in the kindest, nicest way possible I might add, "why don't you just move back to Chicago? Is that possible with your job?" 

I assumed she had a job or was a kept woman since she felt all the people including the unemployed were sucking our system dry. 
She then said if she wants to see 'that kid' she has to live within 35 miles of her ex-husband.    "that kid"    
Wow, what a warm loving heartfelt comment from the mom huh?
I just responded with Oh. 
I didn't give a rats ass about her family or her so I didn't wish to talk to her further. She is toxic.  
But that didn't stop her from yammering so all could hear.

I was thrilled I got to leave and leave her behind.
What a piece of work.

I sure hope nothing bad ever happens to this princess in her life because Karma is a bitch!