Weekly Random Thoughts

Olympics. Olympics. Olympics.
There are 100 channels of Olympic games on with various sports on all of the different channels. And honestly not a lot of games I care about. Beach volleyball is not an Olympic-caliber sport. Hot tanned chicks in bikinis leaping around while music is playing is a Cinemax movie at 3 a.m., not a sport. (hubby even agrees)
Did you all see the guy who ran up the bleachers after he and his team mate won in beach volley ball? He got to the top and stood under his flag of Georgia and honestly it looked like he had a boner. I guess he was very excited about this win! My husband and I couldn't stop laughing....we even rewound to see if what we saw was for real. God, we really are bored and immature aren't we? God help us until fall televison programming is on.

My Yankees are R.I.P. for the rest of the season. Sigh.

I am in vacation count down mode...4 more days.

I bought an in home bikini wax kit. I think this may be a huge mistake but I'm going to give it a try because I would much prefer the privacy of my own home than some Vietnamese woman in my private areas. My husband was looking at directions last night. He found the diagrams of your "bikini" area a hoot. They have pictures of what you might want your "area" to look like. They have a picture of an upside down triangle and they call it " The Traditional." The 2nd picture is of a thin landing strip, referred to as the European. I want to know how they know what the European's vajay jay's look like. Have they done a survey? And can you picture how that survey was done? "ma'am we're taking a survey to see what European women shape their pubic hair to look like or if they take it all off ....could you lift your skirt right here on the street please...it's in the interest of science and polling purposes?"

UPS is now refusing to refund my money for the overnight package that didn't get there overnight. How do we all tolerate such horrific service and keep these companies in business?

Are the elections over yet? Please. I can't take any more McCain and Obama commercials. Sadly the best commercial was Paris Hilton's rebuttal to John McCain. As I said before in this blog it's a sad state of affairs when her energy plan is the best one out there.

Have I mentioned that I can't wait for vacation?