Have you seen this?
"Rack" being the operative word in this phrase.
When you click on the link above it will show you what it can do.
All this fun so you can drink right from your very own cleavage.
Whoopee.
As the event goes on you become a training bra size and then you know you need a refill.
Now I have hidden a lot of things in there over the years.
It's safe, no one will grab you there or expect that.
And if it's a man they are too dumb struck staring at cleavage to think you may be hiding something in there. Silly boys.
Now they have something for men too.
Is it sexy?
Hell no.
It's a beer belly.
Seriously that is not attractive but as he sits at that ball game his belly gets smaller and he becomes the hot guy in the stands.
(OK we know women aren't thinking this but let's humor the men here)
Again you can click on this link and watch the beer belly do "it's thang"
I bet they sell a great number of these crazy things too.
I find that is a bit sad but ultimately very American.
Whoo-hoo, big boobs and beer guts.
8 comments:
yeah, because nothing hits the spot like body-temperature beverages
It would be okay for a nice pinot noir or merlot.
I assume they're insulated to keep the beverage of choice cold. (So he says to himself, go check.) AH HA! You need to buy the 'Pleasure Extender' if you want to keep your beer cold.
A really novel idea for bring wine into places that forbid it, like theatres!
Guess that's one way to sneak your drink into places that won't let you bring it in. Though I'm thinking about the pat down. Could be interesting.
flask, well I like the idea of red wine at room temp - body temp not so much. But i drink it fast. :-)
Duckbutt - really only merlot and pinot's? I think a cab or chanti or even burgandy would be fine.
Mike - I need to look into that pleasure extender...didn't see that. I may like my wine at room temp but the idea of a "pleasure extender" is appealing. :-)
Evil - I know. Here I've been bringing them in my purse!
Mamma - Trust me I've put things in my boobs before - you don't get patted down once they see you have big ones!
I much prefer this to a gun rack. I will have to ... uh ... rack my brains to figure out how to get Agnes to try this out the next time we go to the theater.
I'll keep my booze in a glass thanks lol
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